1. No man should ever carry a woman’s handbag.
No matter how heavy it is or how tired she is, never offer or think about carrying her handbag and no, you’re not being a gentleman by carrying her handbag, that is what we call being a doucheman *This rule doesn’t apply in Eldos though*
2. Thou shall not play R&B music when riding with the fellas.
Is bad enough we got Drake now who is able to pump you up with Started from the bottom and then turn around and make things awkward with Hold on we’re going home while playing his CD with the fellas, but to go all R&B while you’re cruising with your friends is just on a whole different level of moist.
3. No man must die without ever stepping foot inside a strip club.
If you’re reading this and you have never been to strip club, is time to have a sit down with the fellas, decide on the date and which strip joint to go to, now there’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to strip club, order some food & drinks, have a sit and enjoy the hard on for the night and go home, or in some clubs you can even have that hard on taken care of swiftly, the choice is yours.
4. Never let a female cut your hair.
You might ask yourself why not, well first of all I don’t know which tribe you’re from but me as an African man, letting a woman cut your hair is highly prohibited and only the grannies are allowed to cut chiskop on boys while their still young. Lastly not only will you be breaking the guy code, you’ll also be breaking the African code.
5. Never ever shave your armpits
First of all you don’t play wrestling and you’re not a boxer, so what the hell are you doing reaching for the clippers for? JUST STOP IT.
By Veli Radebe March 18, 2014 - 6:31 pm
Tshifhiwa I’m sorry that I agree to disagree with your guy code my man. To start with you don’t explain why we should carry our woman’s bag! The reason why I would carry my woman’s bag would be because indeed I am a gentlemen, and that its seem natural to do it since she is mine and there’s nothing wrong carrying it. You can never be classified as ‘gay’ no offence, if you were to carry your woman’s bag while working with me.
Regarding the arm pits you once again don’t say why a guy shouldn’t shave them. Well I believe that the reason why most guys shave the arm pits and other certain parts of their body is because they like being clean and staying fresh. There’s nothing attracting than a man who smell arm pits and with a wet shirt or T-shirt by the arm pits, its a (TTO) Total Turn Off for the opposite sex. I urge that man should pratice shaving its a good feel once done. Its like shaving your head it feels refreshed and cool after.
Then once again I agree with you regarding the shaving of heads. No woman should shave a guys head. Like you said its not African and we know what happened to Samson and Deliah. As for strip joints I said you 100% right. If you are a guy and you’ve never been to a strip joint, put your shoes on and run to the nearest joint around you. 😉
But nevertheless its a good argument that you have put across.
Thanks once again Tshifhiwa